Double Bag It ©1987 (Linley MacKenzie/Greg Sam)

12″ vinyl produced and recorded by Louie Fleck at Passport, NYC, Released on Reality Records

This one… is dedicated to all the youths who wear the double bags. Cause in this time of diseases, you have to wear not one,but two condoms as I would say… ah what me say?

Double bag it, double bag it (repeat 4x)
Double, you have to double, you have to double bag it (double bag it)
Double, you have to double, you have to double bag it (double bag it) Ah what me say?
You have to double, you have to double bag it (double bag it)
Double, you have to double, you have to double bag it (double bag it)

In April Nineteen-seventy five, me come to America
Me went to college (Stoneybrook) to make my life better
In April Nineteen-seventy five, me come to America
Went to college (Stone) did ah to make my life better
Me tried in vain fe get a job with my musical degree
Get fed up after two months and go join the Army
With a left, ah right, ah left, ah right ah, my boot is big, I said my belt is tight
My balls are swinging from my left to right, I said ah left, right, ah left, right
They put me pon an army base in California
Me fly through basic training cause me big bot tya
Me get a couple stripes, I said me wear them pon me chest
Next thing you know, they want go send me to take an AIDS test

To know me is to love me, (love me) I am a perfect man (prove it baby)
I can’t afford to contract AIDS (double bag it, double bag it)
Cause me say AIDS a go round, (double bag it, double bag it)
AIDS a go round tell it to John Brown
Oh Jah, Jah, it’s hard to be humble, when I look in my mirror everyday
(double bag it, double bag it)  Cause me say AIDS a go round,
(double bag it, double bag it)  AIDS a go round go tell it to Mary Brown

Ah no any woman can come spar with me
Ah no any gal can come walla with me, Ayah!
No wan go walla, no wan go walla, come follow me!  No wan go walla, no wan go walla
Me end up in a Europe with me idren Scully
Me walk pon the street and flash it like a true yardie
One French girl she na see me and come come up to me, she said,
“Bonjour Monseur, do you want to go to bed with me?”
I said me had to think about it cause I was kind of horny
Then me said, “You have a friend for me idren Skully?” she said
“Oui, oui, monseur, I have a friend called Marie,
and maybe one day we could do a little double dating!”

Double date, double life, double bubble, double bed,
Double rate, double price, double trouble, double dead,
Double date, double life, double bubble, double bed,
Double rate, double price, double trouble, double dead

“Voulez-vouz couchez avec moi, ces siour, Voulez-vouz couchez avec moi?”

Double date, double life, double bubble, double bed,
Double rate, double price, double trouble, double dead,
Double date, double life, double bubble, double bed,
Double rate, double price, double trouble, double dead

Double you have to, double you have to double bag it
Double you have to, double you have to double bag it

(Double bag it, double bag it) (repeat 2x)

Come let me tell you how to do it when it gets all fleshy
Make sure you have two condoms, even best you use three
Then put them on real careful for your woman to see
Then stick it in her pum-pum (ooh!) and just whine your body Ayah
A whiney, whiney, a whiney, whiney, come follow me, a flashy, flashy, a flashy, flashee
In days of old, when men were bold and sex was not invented (Papa Linley!)
They’d stick thier blocks in rocks, my friend and sat there quite contented
But nastyness aside, I just want nice up the party
This message is quite serious, so come listen to me

Double you have to, double you have to double bag it (Double bag it)
Double you have to, double you have to double bag it (Double bag it)
Ah what me say! You have to double, you have to double bag it
(Double bag it, double bag it) (repeat 2x)
Double you have to, double you have to double bag it

No wan go walla, no wan go walla, come follow me!, no wan go walla, no wan go walla! No sticky sticky, no sticky sticky!